A piece of whole-grain bread attended school.
It did so well it made the honor roll!
Q: Why does bread like warmer weather?
A: It gets toasty!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An im-PASTA!
Q: How do oats send letters?
Q: How does rice say goodbye?
A: I hope to see you a-grain!
Rice to meet you!
Q: What did the baby corn call his dad?