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Jokes

Q: why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

A: There are too many ears!

Q: What does corn get when you leave it in the barn too long?

A: COB webs!

Q: What did the baby corn call his dad?

A: Popcorn!

Q: What did the corn say when he received a compliment?

A: Aw, shucks!

 

Q: Why doesn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes?

A: Because they are too corn-y!

Q: What do you call a mythical veggie?

A: A unicorn!

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