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Joke

Q: why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
A: There are too many ears!

Q: What does corn get when you leave it in the barn too long?
A: COB webs!

Q: What did the baby corn call his dad?
A: Popcorn!

Q: What did the corn say when he received a compliment?
A: Aw, shucks!

Q: Why doesn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes?
A: Because they are too corn-y!

Q: What do you call a mythical veggie?
A: A unicorn!

Last updated: 03/15/19

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