Healthy Jokes
We also have a file of all our jokes. Plus, you can see them on our Pinterest jokes board.
¡Encuentra aquí la lista completa de todos nuestros chistes! (Archivo)
También puedes ver estos chistes en nuestra página de Pinterest.
Why did the chef have to stop cooking?
What's a baker's favorite kind of joke?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Peas! Peas who?
What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
Why didn't the sweet potato go to the halloween party?
Why did the tofu cross the road?
How do you fix a broken tomato?
Why are tuna so smart?
Which type of key won't open a door?
Why are you looking so glum? Because I've lost my root vegetable!
When do you go at red and stop at green?
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
Why does bread like warm weather?
Q:Why do parsnips never get lost in the fridge?
Why does bread like warmer weather?
What do you call a fake noodle?
A piece of whole grain bread attended school
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turnip!
Turnip, who?
Who's there?
Turnip!
Turnip, who?