Healthy Jokes
We also have a file of all our jokes. Plus, you can see them on our Pinterest jokes board.
¡Encuentra aquí la lista completa de todos nuestros chistes! (Archivo)
También puedes ver estos chistes en nuestra página de Pinterest.
Why did the chef have to stop cooking?
![Punchline Image for Thyme Joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/spice-thyme-jok_42501601.png?itok=Bc06IdqD)
What's a baker's favorite kind of joke?
![Punchline Image for Cinnamon Joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/cinnamon-spice_45683266.png?itok=KHCD4V_q)
Knock, knock! Who's there? Peas! Peas who?
![Punchline Image for Peas Joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/split-pea-joke_42501553.png?itok=0pG9YIJF)
What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
![Punchline Image for Strawberry Joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/strawberry-joke_42633553.png?itok=iRFXSVSX)
Why didn't the sweet potato go to the halloween party?
![Punchline Image for Sweet Potato Joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/sweet-potato-jo_42605005.png?itok=4TDWpk3A)
Why did the tofu cross the road?
![Punchline Image for Tofu Joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/tofu-joke_42634711.png?itok=sm4Fj1CK)
How do you fix a broken tomato?
![Punchline Image for Tomato Joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/tomato-joke_42634983.png?itok=4aDKFZem)
Why are tuna so smart?
![Punchline Image for Tuna Joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/tuna-joke_42635182.png?itok=nMGkLk_c)
Which type of key won't open a door?
![Punchline Image for Turkey Joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/turkey-joke_42635513.png?itok=F6YlvCLj)
Why are you looking so glum? Because I've lost my root vegetable!
![](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/turnip-joke-1_42702814.png?itok=14LYWplV)
When do you go at red and stop at green?
![](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/watermelon-joke_42703062.png?itok=iOYgS2xS)
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
![Punchline Image for Pizza Joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/pizza-joke_42703335.png?itok=FaAL9B5Z)
Why does bread like warm weather?
![Punchline Image for Bread Joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/whole-grain-bre_42703195_0.png?itok=QGjlKvmi)
Q:Why do parsnips never get lost in the fridge?
![Parsnip Joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/parsnip%20joke%5B1%5D.png?itok=h4GA4w7t)
Why does bread like warmer weather?
![Bread Joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/whole-grain-bre_42703195.png?itok=0SUtjpHf)
What do you call a fake noodle?
![Pasta joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/whole-grain-pas_42706978.png?itok=3bzOHkoA)
A piece of whole grain bread attended school
![Bread Joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/bread-joke-2_45477560.png?itok=c7hmB3tV)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turnip!
Turnip, who?
Who's there?
Turnip!
Turnip, who?
![turnip joke](/sites/foodhero-prod/files/styles/250x250_square/public/jokes/turnip-joke-2_42703001.png?itok=M-lUis8j)