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Healthy Jokes

We also have a file of all our jokes (pdf). Plus, you can see them on our Pinterest jokes board.

¡Encuentra aquí la lista completa de todos nuestros chistes! (Archivo PDF)

También puedes ver estos chistes en nuestra página de Pinterest.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Turnip! Turnip, who?
A piece of whole grain bread attended school
What do you call a fake noodle?
Why does bread like warmer weather?
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
When do you go at red and stop at green?
Why are you looking so glum? I've lost my root vegetable!
Which type of key won't open a door?
Why are tuna so smart?
How do you fix a broken tomato?
Why did the tofu cross the road?
Why didn't the sweet potato go to the Halloween party?
What's a scarecrow's favorite joke?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Peas! Peas, who?
What's a baker's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the chef have to stop cooking?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Cumin! Cumin, who?
What did the salad say to the dressing?
What's a penguin's favorite salad ingredient?
We don't have any salad jokes yet...
Knock, knock! Who's there? Rice! Rice, who?
How does rice say, "goodbye"?
What is the coolest vegetable?
What is small, red, and whispers?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
Why do potatoes always get along?
What vegetable do librarians like?
What are a twins' favorite fruit?
What do you call the time in-between eating peaches?