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Healthy Jokes

We also have a file of all our jokes. Plus, you can see them on our Pinterest jokes board.

¡Encuentra aquí la lista completa de todos nuestros chistes! (Archivo)

También puedes ver estos chistes en nuestra página de Pinterest.

If it took six kids six hours to eat all the apples in the apple orchard, how many hours would it take three kids?
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What kind of apple isn't an apple?
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What did the apple skin say to the apple?
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Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?
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What kind of vegetable do you need for a flat tire?
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Bean! Bean whoi?
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Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
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Why did people dance to the vegetable band?
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What do you call someone who raps about vegetables?
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What do you call a rabbit eating a pepper in the hotel lobby?
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What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
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What do you call a dinosaur that eats its vegetables?
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What's the strongest vegetable?
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What's the sound kids make who love their vegetables?
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What's a taxi driver's favorite vegetable?
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What's a chicken's favorite kind of vegetable?
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What do you call a raspberry playing the guitar?
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Did you hear about the carrot detective?
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What's a vegetable's favorite martial art?
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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What do you get when you cross a dog with a daisy?
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What kind of flower should never be put in a vase?
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How do you get a mouse to smile?
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What did the cherry tree wear to the pool party?
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Chicken! Chicken who?
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a corn field?
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What does corn get when you leave it in the barn too long?
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What did the baby corn call his dad?
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What did the corn say when he received a compliment?
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Why didn't anyone laugh at the farmer's jokes?
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